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BOY: (WHISPERING)
Pass it to Anna.

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GIRL: (WHISPERING)
Pass it to Anna.

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GIRL 2: (WHISPERING)
Pass it to Anna.

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GIRL 3: (WHISPERING) Anna?

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MAYA: Oh, my God,
you always get a note.

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ANNA: (WHISPERING) Shut up!

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BRENDAN:  "Yo, what's up?"

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(BRENDAN READING)

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"Tight. B."

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Oh, my God!
You have to go.

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(MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS PLAYING)

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That's how
it happens, Anna.

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Mmm. What happens?

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Maya.

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(MOCKING)

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MR. WYZELL: All right.

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Page one. Section A.

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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa...

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(MR. WYZELL
SPEAKING SPANISH)

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I'm serious. Stop!

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All right. We got
a lot to get to.
Come on.

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One. Two.

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Can I go to the bathroom?

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(MUFFLED LAUGHTER)

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I'll hold it.

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You know what?

27
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I actually need
to go really bad.

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♪ High

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♪ I am high

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♪ The you I show to you

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♪ Is just a lie

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♪ You take what you want

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♪ You get what you take

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♪ The high, high, high ♪

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Wassup, Maya?

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We're going.
(CHUCKLES)

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I don't know yet.

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Oh, my God.
Na, I feel like
everyone's staring...

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No, they're not.

40
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They're already
hooking up.

41
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That's her friend Maya.

42
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Oh, my God,
they're talking
about us.

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Oh, my God, stop.

44
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Shh! He's right there.
He's right there.
No, he's...

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ANNA: He's right there.
Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

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I'm serious.
Please, stop. Please.

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Don't look.

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Hey.
Oh, hey.

49
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So, are you... Are you
coming tomorrow night?

50
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Um, I think so.

51
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What's the movie about?

52
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It's about hairless
wild snatch.

53
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Ew!

54
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What?

55
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I actually saw it
in the theaters,

56
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and I jizzled
all over the place.

57
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Really? Shut up!

58
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So, are you in?

59
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Um, okay. Well,
can Maya come?

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No, I don't care.

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Uh, yeah. Sure.

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Cool.
Tight.

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Cool. We'll see
you tomorrow.
Okay.

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MAYA: Bye.
Bye.

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MAYA:  Five, six,
seven, eight.

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(SINGING)

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♪ Why, oh, why

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♪ Hey, hey, hey

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♪ I wanna be...

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♪ You gotta be bold

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♪ You gotta be wiser

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♪ You got be tough
You got to be strong

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♪ You got to be calmer ♪

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You don't wanna
do it anymore?

75
00:03:03,752 --> 00:03:05,837
What? Keep going.
You don't wanna do it? No.

76
00:03:06,379 --> 00:03:08,798
What if Brendan wants
to kiss me tomorrow?

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I don't know
if I want to.

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You don't?

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He tried last time,
and it just felt, like,
really weird and unnatural,

80
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but it's like, "Why?
I'm hot. He's hot." Like...

81
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I think he's gonna.

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Maybe it's gonna
feel natural
on Saturday.

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Like, it won't be
as weird as that time.

84
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Maybe.

85
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Anna, it's so simple, like...

86
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It's like, this. Like...

87
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I don't know.
You know what I mean.

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Yeah, that looks good.

89
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You have to do
with tongue.

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Kinda small head.
(CHUCKLES)
(MAYA KISSING)

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(SUCKING AIR)

92
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(MOANING)

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Stop it.
(DOOR OPENS)

94
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Hey, Anna, did you...
(SCREAMS) Dad! Get out!

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(MAYA SHRIEKS)

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Maya! Please, get out!

97
00:04:05,214 --> 00:04:06,861
No!
ANNA: Maya is, like, naked!

98
00:04:06,966 --> 00:04:09,405
I'm just looking
for my Discman.
Dad, get out!

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MAYA: Get out!

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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I don't think
I'm gonna
go tomorrow.

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Hmm?

103
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I don't think
I'm gonna go.

104
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Why?

105
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'Cause I'm not invited.

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Yes, you are.

107
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No, I'm not.

108
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You asked. Brendan didn't
actually invite me.

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Oh, my God.
You always do this.

110
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He just said you're going,
so that means you're invited.

111
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Yeah, but you're gonna be,
like, off making out with him,

112
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and I'm just gonna be, like,
sitting there by myself.

113
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Why don't you find
somebody to go with you?

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Like who?

115
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Flymiamibro's at, like,
a computer conference
this weekend in Tucson.

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I don't know. You could ask
one of the guys
from soccer practice.

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Mmm.

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(GROANS) No.

119
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(WHISTLES BLOWS)

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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

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Maya. Just do this thing.

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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

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(WHISTLE BLOWS)

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(GROANS)

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Did you get anybody?
No.

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Literally, no one will even
look at me, like...

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Aww! I'm sure
that's not true.

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BOY: Yeah!

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(WHISTLE BLOWS)

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MAYA: Na, can you,
like, focus?

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You're, like, off
in Brendan-land
waving it up.

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Maya, I'm, like, waving
at my BF. Like, just chill.

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Whatever.

134
00:06:00,633 --> 00:06:02,718
Why don't you just
go ask Sam?

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Stop.

136
00:06:04,302 --> 00:06:05,991
Like...
No, I don't want to...

137
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Not to, like, hook up.
Just to hang with.

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(BOYS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

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ANNA: Please.

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Go. Come on.
Fine. Whatever.

141
00:06:18,187 --> 00:06:20,272
Be nice.
I am nice.

142
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Hey, turd-hole.

143
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Practicing with
all your friends?

144
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Ha-ha-ha.
What do you want?

145
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Um, are you going to, uh...

146
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That movie thing
or whatever tonight?

147
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What movie?
Wild Things.
At Brendan's, like...

148
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Yeah. Why? (CHUCKLES)

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Well...
JENNA: Oh, my gosh!
Wow, Sam!

150
00:06:42,122 --> 00:06:44,227
You're, like,
really good at that.

151
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Oh, thanks, Jenna.
It's just dribblin'.

152
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Wait, what?
Are you guys serious?

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(SCOFFS) Oh, my God!

154
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Dribbling's in basketball,
moron, like...

155
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No.

156
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It's in soccer.

157
00:07:00,677 --> 00:07:02,658
Dribbling is in soccer, too.
Yep.

158
00:07:02,762 --> 00:07:04,847
That's what it's called,
dribbling.

159
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So, Jenna, a bunch of us
are going to Brendan
Tooler's place tonight

160
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to watch  Wild Things.
It's going to be fun.

161
00:07:13,186 --> 00:07:14,833
You should come.
Um, yeah.

162
00:07:14,938 --> 00:07:17,002
Okay. That sounds fun.

163
00:07:17,106 --> 00:07:18,920
Maybe you can show me
some of your moves there.

164
00:07:19,024 --> 00:07:20,838
Well, there is not gonna
be soccer practice,

165
00:07:20,942 --> 00:07:23,152
so that literally
makes zero sense.

166
00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,905
Um, cool, yeah.

167
00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:29,865
See you there.
All right.

168
00:07:30,449 --> 00:07:33,139
Okay, I'm sorry,
but she was
actually not invited.

169
00:07:33,243 --> 00:07:35,474
I think it's really weird
that she'd show up.

170
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Like, it's psycho, Sam.

171
00:07:37,454 --> 00:07:39,643
I don't know
why you're being
such a biatch,

172
00:07:39,748 --> 00:07:41,353
but she's actually
pretty nice.

173
00:07:41,457 --> 00:07:43,542
(SCOFFS)

174
00:07:45,085 --> 00:07:47,170
Nice wedgie, dumbnuts.

175
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I'm freaking nice, too.

176
00:07:58,386 --> 00:08:00,367
And this is the den
where we watch movies,

177
00:08:00,471 --> 00:08:02,285
and sometimes,
I play video games.

178
00:08:02,389 --> 00:08:04,954
ANNA: Oh, my God,
it's so cool.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

179
00:08:05,058 --> 00:08:07,247
MAYA: Yeah.
No, it's not.
It's a duck.

180
00:08:07,351 --> 00:08:09,436
Wild thang!

181
00:08:09,811 --> 00:08:11,896
Mmm-mmm.

182
00:08:12,438 --> 00:08:13,585
What's up?

183
00:08:13,689 --> 00:08:16,212
Hey.
'Sup! 'Sup! 'Sup!

184
00:08:16,316 --> 00:08:18,589
(CHUCKLES) JK.
What's up, Skyler?

185
00:08:18,693 --> 00:08:22,633
Hey. Who's ready
for some snacks?

186
00:08:22,738 --> 00:08:24,593
ANNA: Oh, my gosh.

187
00:08:24,697 --> 00:08:25,969
Hi, Mrs. Tooler.

188
00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,679
Hi, I'm Anna Kone.

189
00:08:27,783 --> 00:08:30,327
Anna. I've heard
so much about you!

190
00:08:31,202 --> 00:08:32,849
I've heard
so much about you.

191
00:08:32,954 --> 00:08:35,226
Oh, Anna,
you are just adorable.

192
00:08:35,330 --> 00:08:37,394
Brendan, you talk about her
all the time,

193
00:08:37,499 --> 00:08:39,813
but you didn't say
how adorable she is.

194
00:08:39,917 --> 00:08:41,147
Mom, leave.

195
00:08:41,251 --> 00:08:45,442
Um, your den
is so stunning!
Yeah.

196
00:08:45,546 --> 00:08:46,860
So polite.

197
00:08:46,964 --> 00:08:48,653
She's a keeper, Brendy.

198
00:08:48,757 --> 00:08:50,863
I'm gonna stick your head
in the oven, Mom,
if you don't shut up.

199
00:08:50,967 --> 00:08:52,864
Okay. I can take a hint.

200
00:08:52,968 --> 00:08:54,323
(DOORBELL RINGS)

201
00:08:54,428 --> 00:08:57,117
That must be cousin Richard.
I'll go let him in.

202
00:08:57,221 --> 00:08:58,868
Go.

203
00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:01,058
Your mom
is really sweet.

204
00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:04,122
Yeah. I love her.

205
00:09:04,227 --> 00:09:05,915
Hey.
BRENDAN: Hey.

206
00:09:06,020 --> 00:09:07,708
Oh, my God.
BRENDAN: Everyone,

207
00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:09,043
this is Cousin Richard.

208
00:09:09,147 --> 00:09:10,836
You got the movie?
RICHARD: Yeah.

209
00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:12,128
Used my bro's ID.

210
00:09:12,232 --> 00:09:14,046
They bought it.
(ANNA SNICKERS)

211
00:09:14,151 --> 00:09:15,381
Why do you need an ID?

212
00:09:15,485 --> 00:09:17,424
'Cause it's like
X-rated, I think.

213
00:09:17,528 --> 00:09:19,175
I thought this was
about animals.

214
00:09:19,279 --> 00:09:21,364
Well, there are beavers in it.

215
00:09:22,031 --> 00:09:25,034
Oh, my God, Sam!
You're, like, so funny.

216
00:09:25,868 --> 00:09:27,952
So let's get
the party started.

217
00:09:28,661 --> 00:09:30,308
Ladies and germs,

218
00:09:30,413 --> 00:09:32,477
tonight's feature film
stars Matt Dillon,

219
00:09:32,581 --> 00:09:35,812
Kevin Bacon, Denise Richards,
Denise Richards' blammos,

220
00:09:35,917 --> 00:09:37,772
and Neve Campbell.

221
00:09:37,876 --> 00:09:38,940
It is rated "R"

222
00:09:39,044 --> 00:09:41,900
for adult language
and sexual situations.

223
00:09:42,004 --> 00:09:43,652
Yes!
BRENDAN: Let's go.

224
00:09:43,756 --> 00:09:44,986
Yeah.

225
00:09:45,090 --> 00:09:47,863
With a runtime of 108 minutes
including credits,

226
00:09:47,967 --> 00:09:49,531
which you wanna
stick around for,

227
00:09:49,635 --> 00:09:51,783
I give you  Wild Things.

228
00:09:51,887 --> 00:09:53,972
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah, this is good.

229
00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:04,229
(TAPE WHIRRING)

230
00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:10,359
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

231
00:10:22,701 --> 00:10:24,828
(MOUTHING)

232
00:10:34,376 --> 00:10:36,461
(MAN TALKING
INDISTINCTLY ON TV)

233
00:10:39,422 --> 00:10:41,507
(WHISPERS)
Switch seats with me.

234
00:10:43,842 --> 00:10:45,197
Why?

235
00:10:45,301 --> 00:10:46,823
So you'll be
closer to...

236
00:10:46,927 --> 00:10:49,012
Shh!

237
00:10:51,222 --> 00:10:53,745
(CHUCKLING)
You can sit
beside Brendan.

238
00:10:53,849 --> 00:10:55,204
ANNA: No.

239
00:10:55,309 --> 00:10:57,393
Yes.

240
00:11:00,062 --> 00:11:02,147
(CHEERING ON TV)

241
00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:11,758
(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)

242
00:11:11,862 --> 00:11:16,678
So who's washing your Jeep
this weekend, Mr. Lombardo?

243
00:11:16,783 --> 00:11:18,930
LOMBARDO:  Washing that
old Jeep of mine
is sort of waste of time.

244
00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:21,161
Don't you think?
KELLY:  Not at all.

245
00:11:21,828 --> 00:11:23,913
(LAUGHTER)

246
00:11:45,262 --> 00:11:47,430
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
ON TV)

247
00:11:55,353 --> 00:11:57,438
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)

248
00:12:00,148 --> 00:12:02,316
(WHISPERING) Brendan wants
to hook up with Anna.

249
00:12:09,071 --> 00:12:11,156
Brendan wants
to hook up with you.

250
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,221
No, he doesn't.
Yes. He does.

251
00:12:14,325 --> 00:12:16,848
Listen. Cousin Richard
literally just told me.

252
00:12:16,952 --> 00:12:19,037
(INAUDIBLE)

253
00:12:30,128 --> 00:12:31,734
My God, go!
Go follow him.

254
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:32,860
No! No.

255
00:12:32,964 --> 00:12:34,819
MAYA: Go! Go!
You should go follow him.

256
00:12:34,924 --> 00:12:37,009
Go. It's now or never. Go.

257
00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:39,156
Come with me.
Come with me.

258
00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:41,554
No, let her go.
I'm letting them go, Jenna.

259
00:12:42,096 --> 00:12:43,201
Jenna, shut up!

260
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:44,702
Will you please
come with me?
MAYA: No.

261
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,662
I'm gonna be there with you
in your head the whole...

262
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,914
Move.

263
00:12:50,018 --> 00:12:51,832
Go! (WHISPERING EXCITEDLY)

264
00:12:51,936 --> 00:12:54,021
Bye.

265
00:12:55,856 --> 00:12:58,233
They're gonna
get it on tonight.
Oh, my God!

266
00:13:00,151 --> 00:13:02,006
Don't try anything, perv.

267
00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:04,195
I'll just move.

268
00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:07,927
Sam, I was kidding.

269
00:13:08,031 --> 00:13:10,137
(EXHALES)

270
00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:12,097
Uh, is this okay?

271
00:13:12,201 --> 00:13:14,286
Absolutely.

272
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,248
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

273
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,750
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

274
00:13:45,601 --> 00:13:47,686
(DOOR OPENS)

275
00:13:50,771 --> 00:13:52,856
Hey.
Hey.

276
00:13:57,026 --> 00:13:58,965
Just gonna
use the bathroom.

277
00:13:59,069 --> 00:14:01,154
Okay.

278
00:14:03,823 --> 00:14:04,886
(SIGHS)

279
00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:07,075
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

280
00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:10,619
So you got my mom's money.

281
00:14:12,246 --> 00:14:14,330
How much?

282
00:14:16,499 --> 00:14:18,584
(SIGHS)

283
00:14:22,837 --> 00:14:24,442
(WOMAN LAUGHS ON TV)

284
00:14:24,546 --> 00:14:26,944
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
ON TV)

285
00:14:27,048 --> 00:14:28,945
LOMBARDO:  You just about
gave me a heart attack.

286
00:14:29,050 --> 00:14:30,530
KELLY: (LAUGHING)
Oh, come on.

287
00:14:30,634 --> 00:14:32,114
I can't believe
you fell for it.

288
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,303
(KISSING)

289
00:14:34,887 --> 00:14:35,950
Aren't you happy
to see me?

290
00:14:36,055 --> 00:14:37,660
LOMBARDO:
What are you doing here?

291
00:14:37,764 --> 00:14:39,849
(KELLY LAUGHS)
If somebody sees you here,
it's over.

292
00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:41,788
It's all over.

293
00:14:41,892 --> 00:14:43,289
KELLY:  No one saw me.

294
00:14:43,393 --> 00:14:46,166
Don't be so nervous.
I thought we should celebrate.

295
00:14:46,271 --> 00:14:48,355
(KELLY GIGGLES AND KISSES)

296
00:14:50,232 --> 00:14:52,317
(SIGHS)

297
00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:55,152
(GARGLING)

298
00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:40,352
Hey.

299
00:16:50,988 --> 00:16:53,072
(KIDS CHEERING)

300
00:17:00,411 --> 00:17:02,267
After tonight,
the three of us

301
00:17:02,371 --> 00:17:04,456
are not to be seen
together again.

302
00:17:05,206 --> 00:17:07,291
After tonight?

303
00:17:08,751 --> 00:17:11,023
(ALL JEERING)

304
00:17:11,127 --> 00:17:12,775
Oh, busted.

305
00:17:12,879 --> 00:17:14,964
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

306
00:17:19,133 --> 00:17:21,364
How was it?

307
00:17:21,468 --> 00:17:22,907
I'll tell you
later, okay?

308
00:17:23,011 --> 00:17:24,200
Was it good?

309
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,389
Oh, here it is.
Everyone needs
to shut up.

310
00:17:39,106 --> 00:17:41,191
God in Heaven.

311
00:17:42,943 --> 00:17:45,027
(MOANING ON TV)

312
00:17:47,363 --> 00:17:49,447
Are you okay?

313
00:17:51,032 --> 00:17:53,117
What happened?

314
00:17:53,575 --> 00:17:55,994
Na, what's wrong?
(MOUTHING) Stop.

315
00:18:10,254 --> 00:18:12,360
MAYA: And then, like,
were your lips close together

316
00:18:12,464 --> 00:18:15,738
when you guys
were standing
close together?

317
00:18:15,842 --> 00:18:18,636
Yeah. And then
they touched.

318
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:21,992
They did.

319
00:18:22,097 --> 00:18:23,327
That's, like, romantic.

320
00:18:23,431 --> 00:18:25,516
No, it wasn't.

321
00:18:26,266 --> 00:18:27,955
Yo, it literally
wasn't at all.

322
00:18:28,059 --> 00:18:30,144
Why?

323
00:18:31,228 --> 00:18:34,439
He puts his lips, like,
all the way around mine...

324
00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:39,026
Ew!
And, like, sucked.

325
00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:44,175
(CHUCKLES) What?
It's not funny.

326
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,259
Wait. And then what?

327
00:18:45,364 --> 00:18:47,261
Was that it?
Like, he just sucked?

328
00:18:47,365 --> 00:18:51,097
No, and then he put his tongue
in my mouth, and he, like...

329
00:18:51,201 --> 00:18:53,682
Did, like,
a torpedo cat tongue,

330
00:18:53,787 --> 00:18:55,976
and, like, drilled my mouth.

331
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,268
What was it like?

332
00:18:57,373 --> 00:18:59,186
What did he do with it?
Like this.

333
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:01,980
Ew! Ew! Stop!
Yeah.

334
00:19:02,084 --> 00:19:03,606
I can't. I wish I could.

335
00:19:03,711 --> 00:19:04,774
What did you do
with your tongue?

336
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,442
Did you do it back
or did you just, like...

337
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:10,632
It was, like, pinned back,
like, it was in trouble,
you know.

338
00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:13,218
That's crazy.

339
00:19:14,302 --> 00:19:16,116
I know.

340
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:18,075
It was awful.

341
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:20,577
I'm sorry.

342
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:23,767
Well, at least you just, like,
had your first kiss, you know.

343
00:19:24,643 --> 00:19:26,623
I wish that I hadn't.

344
00:19:26,728 --> 00:19:29,104
Don't say that.
I really do.

345
00:19:31,481 --> 00:19:32,586
Everything is just different.

346
00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:35,004
And I just have
to breakup with him, so...

347
00:19:35,109 --> 00:19:37,194
Really?
(INHALES DEEPLY)

348
00:19:37,736 --> 00:19:39,549
Yeah.

349
00:19:39,654 --> 00:19:41,092
He's not the Brendan

350
00:19:41,197 --> 00:19:43,010
that bought us snacks
at the bowling alley,
you know.

351
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,553
Mmm-hmm.

352
00:19:44,657 --> 00:19:45,971
He's like the Brendan

353
00:19:46,075 --> 00:19:48,160
that drilled the back
of my throat with his tongue.

354
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:52,997
So... It's up to you
to get the next boyfriend.

355
00:19:53,956 --> 00:19:56,041
Why?

356
00:19:57,709 --> 00:19:59,794
What about cousin Richard?

357
00:20:00,461 --> 00:20:01,566
Do you like him?

358
00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:03,755
No, I don't. It's not him.

359
00:20:04,922 --> 00:20:07,028
Oh, it's someone?

360
00:20:07,132 --> 00:20:09,321
Is it Sam?

361
00:20:09,426 --> 00:20:11,511
No.

362
00:20:12,636 --> 00:20:13,825
No. Let's just go to bed.

363
00:20:13,929 --> 00:20:15,409
Wait, look at me...
What?

364
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,119
...and let me
ask you again.
Is it Sam?

365
00:20:17,223 --> 00:20:19,746
Is what Sam?
Do you like Sam?

366
00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:21,935
Mmm-mmm.

367
00:20:23,144 --> 00:20:25,229
Mmm-mmm.

368
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,607
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

369
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,382
Hey, butt-rat!

370
00:20:35,487 --> 00:20:37,571
Hey, Maya.

371
00:20:38,364 --> 00:20:39,552
What the hell?

372
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:42,992
You're, like,
being weird.
I'm mad at you.

373
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,431
Okay.

374
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:47,433
Seriously?

375
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:48,976
I normally say things to you,

376
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,478
and then you say,
like, mean things back.

377
00:20:51,582 --> 00:20:54,313
Mmm. Sorry...

378
00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:56,982
God, you're just,
like, being so lame.

379
00:20:57,086 --> 00:21:00,442
It's like ever since
you started dating
whatever her fricking name is,

380
00:21:00,547 --> 00:21:02,632
you're just being...
Her name's Jenna.

381
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:05,571
Maybe if you try
to be nicer to me
once in a while.

382
00:21:05,676 --> 00:21:07,614
I'm nice.
Oh, yeah?

383
00:21:07,719 --> 00:21:09,804
So how about you say
something nice right now?

384
00:21:11,346 --> 00:21:13,431
Like, right now?
Yeah.

385
00:21:14,766 --> 00:21:16,204
(SCOFFS)

386
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:18,393
Argh! Okay, like...

387
00:21:21,562 --> 00:21:25,607
You're, like, less dandruffy
in carpool this year.

388
00:21:26,274 --> 00:21:28,130
Oh, my God.

389
00:21:28,234 --> 00:21:30,089
Okay, I'm sorry. Okay.

390
00:21:30,194 --> 00:21:32,278
You... (SIGHS)

391
00:21:32,654 --> 00:21:34,739
Okay, you're...

392
00:21:39,159 --> 00:21:42,161
You're, like, the funniest
person in our entire grade.

393
00:21:46,456 --> 00:21:48,624
Not bad.
Yeah?

394
00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:53,169
Do you have something nice
to say about me?

395
00:21:55,212 --> 00:21:57,297
Yeah.
If you want.

396
00:21:58,756 --> 00:22:01,300
Well, you do a really
good Ace Ventura.

397
00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:06,095
And?

398
00:22:07,221 --> 00:22:09,306
And, um...

399
00:22:09,931 --> 00:22:13,059
You are a awesome friend.

400
00:22:18,062 --> 00:22:20,147
That's it?

401
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:22,691
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

402
00:22:25,443 --> 00:22:28,090
Hey, Maya. Hi, Sam.
Hi.

403
00:22:28,195 --> 00:22:29,550
JENNA: Walk me to class?

404
00:22:29,654 --> 00:22:32,615
Um, sure.
See you later, Maya.

405
00:22:33,490 --> 00:22:35,179
Whatever.

406
00:22:35,283 --> 00:22:37,827
You left your locker open.

407
00:22:41,413 --> 00:22:44,352
ANNA:  Okay. So, can I read
this to you?
MAYA:  Yeah.

408
00:22:44,457 --> 00:22:47,355
Okay. "Dear Brendan, wassup!

409
00:22:47,459 --> 00:22:48,731
"This is Anna Kone.

410
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:51,024
"We've been
boyfriend-girlfriend
for three weeks now,

411
00:22:51,128 --> 00:22:53,192
"which is
the longest relationship
I've ever been in.

412
00:22:53,297 --> 00:22:56,737
"I've been doing a lot
of thinking since we kissed
last night at  Wild Things.

413
00:22:56,841 --> 00:22:58,738
"This is hard,
but I don't think
you're the one for me.

414
00:22:58,842 --> 00:23:00,906
"So I'm breaking up with you.
I hope we can
still be friends.

415
00:23:01,011 --> 00:23:03,095
"See you in band.
Anna Kone."

416
00:23:04,138 --> 00:23:05,576
That's really good.

417
00:23:05,681 --> 00:23:06,786
Should I mention
about the kiss,

418
00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:07,957
that it was bad,
that he needs to work on?

419
00:23:08,057 --> 00:23:10,497
No, I don't think so.
That's mean.

420
00:23:10,601 --> 00:23:11,873
Right.
Yeah.

421
00:23:11,977 --> 00:23:14,166
Will you give it
to him for me?

422
00:23:14,270 --> 00:23:16,043
Yeah. I will.

423
00:23:16,147 --> 00:23:17,377
(TOILET FLUSHES)

424
00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:19,566
(DOOR OPENS)

425
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,360
Shh!

426
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:26,363
(WATER RUNNING)

427
00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:29,261
It's Becca.

428
00:23:29,365 --> 00:23:31,095
(MOUTHING)

429
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,284
(WHISPERS) Do you think
she heard?

430
00:23:34,494 --> 00:23:35,432
(LAUGHS)

431
00:23:35,536 --> 00:23:37,621
(DOOR OPENS)

432
00:23:38,288 --> 00:23:39,226
(DOOR CLOSES)

433
00:23:39,331 --> 00:23:40,477
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

434
00:23:40,581 --> 00:23:41,937
You need to get that to him
before she does.

435
00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:44,626
Okay. I'm fast. I can...
Go! Go!

436
00:23:45,085 --> 00:23:47,170
(DOOR OPENS)

437
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:53,195
Excuse me. Have you seen
Brendan Tooler? Skyler? No?

438
00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:56,572
Have you seen
Brendan or Skyler?
Brendan?

439
00:23:56,677 --> 00:23:59,387
Have you seen
Brendan or Skyler?
None of you?

440
00:24:02,931 --> 00:24:05,016
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

441
00:24:07,518 --> 00:24:09,603
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

442
00:24:11,646 --> 00:24:14,398
Hey, Kone.
ANNA: Hey, Becca.

443
00:24:16,483 --> 00:24:18,568
Oh, my God.

444
00:24:21,945 --> 00:24:23,843
BRENDAN:  "Dear Anna,

445
00:24:23,947 --> 00:24:26,761
"I don't think
it's a good idea
that we go out anymore.

446
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:29,284
"I'm breaking up with you.
Brendan."

447
00:24:31,703 --> 00:24:33,787
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

448
00:24:38,458 --> 00:24:40,230
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

449
00:24:40,334 --> 00:24:44,816
I couldn't find Brendan
or Skyler anywhere,

450
00:24:44,921 --> 00:24:46,776
so I can't reach...
It's okay.

451
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,861
It's okay.
We got broken up with.

452
00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:51,738
Oh, my God, no.
Yeah.

453
00:24:51,842 --> 00:24:54,824
I'm sorry.
It's whatever, like...

454
00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:57,472
I should've
been faster.
I'm sorry.

455
00:24:58,681 --> 00:25:01,058
I'm an idiot.
No. I am.

456
00:25:01,975 --> 00:25:04,060
(SIGHS)

457
00:25:07,354 --> 00:25:09,439
It's okay.
(SNIFFLES)

458
00:25:12,483 --> 00:25:16,027
ANNA: Your beady
stupid little eyes,
your fat nose.

459
00:25:18,487 --> 00:25:21,051
(MUMBLING)

460
00:25:21,156 --> 00:25:24,450
Play your stupid saxophone
like that, asshole.

461
00:25:27,619 --> 00:25:29,704
What?

462
00:25:30,079 --> 00:25:32,268
Your mom said she overheard
some stuff in carpool

463
00:25:32,372 --> 00:25:34,019
about you and Braydan.

464
00:25:34,124 --> 00:25:36,417
That's not his name,
and I don't wanna
talk about it.

465
00:25:38,669 --> 00:25:42,213
You really shouldn't
hold things inside.

466
00:25:46,049 --> 00:25:49,281
Are you guys serious?
What do you want me
to say right now?

467
00:25:49,385 --> 00:25:51,782
Do you want me to tell you
that I got dumped?

468
00:25:51,887 --> 00:25:54,868
It's embarrassing.
That's what's happened, so...

469
00:25:54,972 --> 00:25:56,578
You're so much cuter
than he is.

470
00:25:56,682 --> 00:25:58,454
Totally.

471
00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:01,456
You're gonna have so many
boyfriends in your life...

472
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,749
Totally.
...before you find

473
00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:04,500
the one you wanna be with.

474
00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:06,627
I guess, yeah.

475
00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:08,941
But... But look...

476
00:26:09,775 --> 00:26:13,736
This is it.
This is... This is love.

477
00:26:15,237 --> 00:26:18,010
And you didn't
have that with Brendan.

478
00:26:18,114 --> 00:26:20,679
I know I didn't,
and I still kissed him.

479
00:26:20,783 --> 00:26:22,868
Well, you had
your first kiss.
Oh!

480
00:26:24,411 --> 00:26:25,599
(SNIFFLES)

481
00:26:25,703 --> 00:26:27,913
We had and I wish I didn't.
It was disgusting.

482
00:26:30,082 --> 00:26:35,815
You know, life is...
It's about experiences,

483
00:26:35,919 --> 00:26:38,338
and someone else
will come along.

484
00:26:39,255 --> 00:26:44,050
Kissing definitely
gets better. Right?

485
00:26:44,425 --> 00:26:46,510
Yeah.

486
00:26:50,638 --> 00:26:52,577
What is wrong with you guys?

487
00:26:52,682 --> 00:26:54,537
See. It gets better...

488
00:26:54,641 --> 00:26:57,810
Okay. Oh, my God!
...and better...

489
00:26:59,770 --> 00:27:01,855
...and better.

490
00:27:26,790 --> 00:27:29,417
(ALL VOCALIZING)